inspired by an online conversation. cheers to mandy and mojo!

25 signs your treehouse is a bit too pimped out

1. you have an escalator going up to the entrance
2. you occasionally worry that the HDTV isn't coming in clearly enough
3. you have bouncers on hand to enforce the "no girls allowed" rule
4. the telescope is made of something other than cardboard or cheap plastic
5. the man-made moat around the tree has alligators in it
6. two words: sushi chef
7. your super soakers are fire hoses
8. tin cans and a string? try wireless headsets
9. you have an ADT sign at the bottom of the tree
10. the sign is legitimate
11. a waterfall flows through the treehouse, a la frank lloyd wright's "fallingwater"
12. people pay to rent out your treehouse for business functions
13. you have a wraparound deck that also goes up the second and third floors
14. you have any sort of doorbell that resembles that of an actual house
15. ty pennington comes to you for design ideas
16. hydraulics on the tire swing
17. you have a jukebox in your treehouse
18. you have the necessary supports to hold the weight of a jukebox in your treehouse
19. your treehouse has been used in at least two movies or television shows
20. kids sleep in queen-size beds (or larger) on overnight sleepovers in the treehouse
21. you have a surveillance system set up to watch the kitchen to know exactly when dinner is ready
22. a zip line runs directly from your treehouse to the city pool
23. if you've ever had the problem of not having enough controllers to play (name of game) on your (name of system)
24. so many of the above items involve electricity and running water... how about plumbing and sewage?
25. you have chairs in your treehouse. they don't even have to be fancy chairs, just the existence of chairs in your treehouse seperates you from a very large percentage of the treehouse-owning populus.

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