oddly enough, ten seconds after i came up with the idea for this thread, i cut my finger.

25 things you shouldnt do with an x-acto knife

1. juggle
2. spread butter on toast
3. take the toast out of the toaster
4. sharpen a pencil
5. cut a cake
6. cut an ice cream cake
7. play a guitar
8. play darts
9. hem a pair of pants
10. cut a rug (rimshot)
11. fix electrical wires
12. practice your sword-fighting skills
13. climb a wall of ice
14. talk to a pirate
15. carve a mold
16. lead a beaver
17. tune a piano
18. cut a steak
19. tie a bowline
20. mow the lawn
21. join weight watchers
22. turn off the lights
23. sing "head, shoulders, knees and toes"
24. eat a taco
25. use a clapper

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