well, last week was the warren county fair... eh. not to say it wasnt any good or anything... its just... well... just read.

25 things to do at the warren county fair

1. walk in the front gate
2. get your hand tattooed (whoops... i meant "stamped")
3. enter something in one of the many art contests
4. get beat out by the judge's kid
5. buy a really freakin good baked potato
6. buy a horse
7. walk into the midway knowing you're not actually going to be doing anything there
8. discuss the many conspiracies of the lighthouse game
9. ride the musik express... the greatest amusement park ride ever created
10. pet the lambs when no one's looking
11. take pictures of cow butts in the milking parlor
12. "LINDA JOHNSON, PLEASE REPORT TO THE FAIR OFFICE. LINDA JOHNSON TO THE FAIR OFFICE PLEASE."
13. eat ice cream from a swimming pool
14. smell the portapotties (i swear, one of them smelled exactly like a cherry snow cone!)
15. two words: steer dump
16. watch things catch on fire at the modified tractor pull
17. home of the trackburger!
18. no, really... wanna buy a duck?
19. a chicken?
20. a rabbit?
21. ride the ring of fire
22. fall out
23. watch the softball demonstration... in the fair queen contest
24. wait in line for 20 minutes for fried fish
25. watch your step...

questions? comments? insults? lists or ideas for lists? derek? send them all to twentyfivethings@hotmail.com!
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