the day is coming, the day is coming... w00t! but anyway... here is my challenge to all of you... i am looking for the creative writers out there. i have below me a list of 25 lines i want to be worked into one radio show-style skit. if anyone can write one for me... (you choose the plot, the characters, everything you want, you just have to use all 25 of these lines) ... then i'm thinking a good prize is in order. thats my challenge to you. have at, and good luck.

25 lines i'd like to hear worked into one radio show

1. "wait... you mean he's not in the pantry?"
2. "i dont know where it went... i had it in my pants a minute ago..."
3. "just two drops. not one, not three. two."
4. "yeah, but then we'd all have to pay extra."
5. "i'm sorry, but you're number's up."
6. "only two bits! just a quarter!"
7. "hast thou lost thine mind?"
8. "you look like you need a hug. (pause) i'm sure someone else could give you one."
9. "pinecones? i want some..."
10. "hey there, save some for the kids."
11. "i can do that with one hand tied behind my back!"
12. "uh... the hundred year's war... right?"
13. "just trust me... gut instinct."
14. "no no no... the panda eats, shoots, and then leaves!"
15. "eeehhhhhhh...... eeehhhhh....."
16. "ROGUE SQUADRON?!?"
17. "i have a nail file! i have a nail file!
18. "i dont know. lets ask kenjen!"
19. okay, you saw this coming... "twentyfivethings.blogspot.com!"
20. "the one with the 'e' on it... no, the 'e', not the 't'... no, the 'e'! ... oh, you found the 'r'? sure, i'll take that one."
21. "i'll face your mom's face!"
22. "yeah, she taught english back when i was in high school. didnt like her that much."
23. "noog noog? noonoonoonoonoog noog..."
24. "shake it mildly, shake it hot..."
25. "wanna buy a--SHUT UP!!!"

questions? comments? insults? lists or ideas for lists? your finished radio shows? send them all to twentyfivethings@hotmail.com!  ¶ 10:25 PM