...and upon this post, an overused joke shall die...
or rather, a series of overused jokes.
this is dedicated to the one with whom i have annoyed so much. or if not annoyed, then frightened.

25 walking-into-bar jokes

1. two guys walk into a bar.
2. two guys walk into a bar, the third one says ow.
3. two guys walk into a bar, the fourth one says ow.
4. two guys walk into a bar. the termite says "is the bar tender here" and the bartender says "why the long face."
5. two guys walk into a bar, but i was too busy studying world economics.
6. two guys walk into a bar. the first guy won the publisher's clearing house.
7. two guys walk into a bar. and i was right behind them, and i saw them walk into it, but then i walked into it anyway...
8. two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducked.
9. two guys walk into duck. the third one barred.
10. two guys buy ice cream and walk into a bar.
11. two guys with a.d.d. walk into a bar. wanna go ride bikes?
12. two guys walk into a barbershop. its really surprising how they didnt see it.
13. two guys walk into a bar and play some pool.
14. two guys walk into a bar. good thing it was ergonomically designed.
15. two guys and a girl walk into a pizza place.
16. two guys walk into a bar mitzvah. i'm too lazy to think of a punch line.
17. two turtle doves walk into keith partridge. (he was in a pear tree.)
18. if two guys walk into a bar, and no one is there to make a joke about it, does it still hurt?
19. two guys walk into a bar and order a salisbury steak.
20. two guys walk into a barry manilow lookalike. again, write your own punch line.
21. two guys walk into a bar. i like tacos.
22. three guys walk into a bar. oh! betcha didnt see that one comin'!
23. two geisers walk into a bar. they were very old faithful drinkers.
24. two guys walk into a bar. too bad the bar wasnt kosher. i checked the label, and it wasnt kosher.
25. you'd think that after walking into a bar twentysome times now, two guys would have been prepared and bought advil.

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