25 THINGS
3.11.2004
wow... this is insane... i started this one less than an hour ago on paper, and here it is, on the web... insanity.
twentyfivethings@hotmail.com. dont forget that.
25 fun things to do with a toilet plunger
1. stick it to random walls
2. get ten and play plunger bowling with a frisbee
3. bigger challenge... get ten more and try to stack that on top of the triangle to make a pyramid.
4. go searching for those mini-plungers
5. see how long you can get a plunger to stick to your head
6. get creative... remove the dowel and have a nice new candy dish
7. good for playing a trumpet
8. squeeze two plungers together, then try and pull them apart.
9. remove the dowel, stick the rubber end on your back under your shirt, screw in the dowel through the shirt, and walk around like this
10. if you stick it on just right, you can make a plunger pop off a wall instead of just fall down
11. "suck" people's brains out
12. make futile attempts at getting rid of that huge thing your friend left behind in the hotel room toilet
13. get into overalls and a red shirt and pretend you're mario
14. repeat the above with a green shirt and pretend you're luigi
15. if you put the rubber end inside out and keep the dowel attached, grab a couple hula hoops and play lawn darts
16. take one into a public restroom
17. don't come out with it
18. i seem to be able to recall an episode of "i love lucy" where ricky thinks he is going bald...
19. throw it against a wall from a distance, see if you can make it stick
20. take a bow and go "robin hoodin'" 'round town
21. my current record is 1 minute, 45 seconds...
22. find out how many you can stick to your body at one time
23. i think i heard somewhere that if you put vasoline around the lip of the plunger, it gets better suction...
24. stick it to a wall, hang a coat on it.
and now i shall take number 25 and say this... every one of the above ideas, probably with the exception of number 12 should be performed only if the plunger is UNUSED. that is critical. keep that in mind.
twentyfivethings@hotmail.com. dont forget that.
25 fun things to do with a toilet plunger
1. stick it to random walls
2. get ten and play plunger bowling with a frisbee
3. bigger challenge... get ten more and try to stack that on top of the triangle to make a pyramid.
4. go searching for those mini-plungers
5. see how long you can get a plunger to stick to your head
6. get creative... remove the dowel and have a nice new candy dish
7. good for playing a trumpet
8. squeeze two plungers together, then try and pull them apart.
9. remove the dowel, stick the rubber end on your back under your shirt, screw in the dowel through the shirt, and walk around like this
10. if you stick it on just right, you can make a plunger pop off a wall instead of just fall down
11. "suck" people's brains out
12. make futile attempts at getting rid of that huge thing your friend left behind in the hotel room toilet
13. get into overalls and a red shirt and pretend you're mario
14. repeat the above with a green shirt and pretend you're luigi
15. if you put the rubber end inside out and keep the dowel attached, grab a couple hula hoops and play lawn darts
16. take one into a public restroom
17. don't come out with it
18. i seem to be able to recall an episode of "i love lucy" where ricky thinks he is going bald...
19. throw it against a wall from a distance, see if you can make it stick
20. take a bow and go "robin hoodin'" 'round town
21. my current record is 1 minute, 45 seconds...
22. find out how many you can stick to your body at one time
23. i think i heard somewhere that if you put vasoline around the lip of the plunger, it gets better suction...
24. stick it to a wall, hang a coat on it.
and now i shall take number 25 and say this... every one of the above ideas, probably with the exception of number 12 should be performed only if the plunger is UNUSED. that is critical. keep that in mind.
