well... what would you do?

25 things you can do with a drunken sailor

1. feed him
2. hold a karaoke party
3. play scrabble
4. watch "down periscope"
5. watch "maid in manhattan"
6. ask him if he knows the guy on the box of fish sticks
7. make him do your laundry
8. play poker
9. try to talk him ino making huge bets on low hands
10. challenge him to arm wrestling
11. make pinecone bird feeders
12. take him to see boston in the fall
13. see who wins in a deathmatch against a drunken ninja
14. give him a parrot
15. float down the lazy river at an amusement park
16. play marco polo
17. teach him "avast ye matey" in several different languages
18. make him swab the poop deck, and/or clean your toilets
19. trade baseball cards
20. play battleship
21. ask him where the seven seas are
22. go fishing
23. slap him on the knuckles every time he swears
24. take him to a tuxedo shop
25. watch the sunrise... early in the morning

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