so, i bet you're all sittin' pretty there. you just got your spouse/mate/court-ee the greatest gift in the world, right? one to knock their socks off? well, just in case, double check. you donnt want them to knock your head off.
note: replace he/she as needed.

25 things you shouldnt give for valentine's day

1. size 22 underwear
2. anything she gave you at christmas
3. anything you gave her at christmas
4. slim-fast products
5. blood (though in the right context, it could be an interesting story)
6. spice girls cd's
7. thumb drives
8. anything you find in your yard (with the exception of flowers)
9. anything you find in her yard (including flowers)
10. wd-40
11. licked candy hearts
12. nose hair trimmers
13. wart removal kits
14. mints of any kind
15. cardboard cutouts of any celebrity
16. videotapes of old gameshows
17. potato chips
18. your cardboard castle a/o kingdom
19. burt
20. ceptic tank cleaners
21. tickets to any group whose name rhymes with "johnny"
22. crucible tongs
23. windshield wipers
24. a replacement key to her diary
25. any book written by dr. alex comfort (look it up.)

questions? comments? insults? lists or ideas for lists? loco parentis? send them all to twentyfivethings@hotmail.com!  ¶ 9:03 PM