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25 THINGS
3.21.2004
 
sooner or later, this will be the first article i have written "for" the local high school newspaper... man, im gonna hear about all the mean things i've said about football later. oh well. twentyfivethings@hotmail.com, kids.

25 ways to tell you've been in school too long

1. if you can navigate the halls blindfolded
2. if you can do the above in the traffic between classes
3. if you know the custodians by name
4. if you know the custodians' children by name
5. if you've ever had a day when you didn't know what color of water you were drinking
6. if you've ever tried to stuff yourself in your own locker
7. if you've ever tried to stuff yourself in someone else's locker
8. if either of those worked
9. if you've bought a bottle of soda from a machine using only pennies
10. if you don't know the alma mater
11. if you didn't know you had an alma mater
12. if you play cards at the homecoming dance
13. if you've ever asked for someone to punch you, just for the heck of it
14. if you have every word in "the newsies" memorized
15. if you have every word in any of your principal's speeches memorized
16. if you develop any disliking for random places or people, like maryland or the british
17. if you have a class with your personal stalker
18. if you have a blog page to post pointless articles on
19. if you desire to have any strange pets, such as a chimpanzee
20. if you know the entire bomb squad by name
21. if you've been in any school
22. if you're a number of a secret society of people with the same first name as you... and you didn't know it
23. if "good morning" is an overused oxymoron to you
24. if you've ever found any practical application for something you learned in school
25. if you're a teacher
 
wanna know why? i'll give you 25 good reasons.

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