guess what i did tonight?

25 things to do during a boring meeting

1. read a book, like "crime and punishment"
2. discuss dry cleaning
3. play a small handheld game, with the sound turned off
4. play it with the sound on
5. kick a paper ball back and forth between your feet
6. try and intercept the ball from the person next to you
7. chinese fire drill!
8. draw a picture of the person talking the most
9. freely exaggerate facial features (like the mouth)
10. write down all spoken 3-letter words, words that start with "c", etc.
11. give nonsensical gestures to the person across from you
12. pass a note asking people to cough if they think the speaker is wearing a hairpiece
13. pay the person who actually asks him
14. wear sunglasses so you can sleep without people noticing
15. nonchalantly listen to metallica
16. cell phone snake!
17. excuse yourself to see if the vending machine is still in place
18. return stating that the machine ate your tie, and you need a dollar to get it back
19. come on, what am i doing right now? making a list!!!
20. prepare random statistics for when it's your turn to speak
21. take pictures of people sitting there
22. tap your feet, click your pen, etc in rhythm
23. see how many people you can get to join you in syncopation
24. pretend like you just spontaneously combusted
25. start a game of wanna buy a duck

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