w00t... the tenth blog... i feel special.
okay, leaving for nyc on thursday. hope to get in one more list before i leave. but as for now... take this!!!
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25 fun things to do at the dentist's office

1. play cards while they're working on you
2. play cards with the dentist while he's working on you
3. inflate a rubber glove, tie off the opening, draw on eyes, and make yourself a rubber turkey.
4. pour a small glass of milk into a glove, inflate, tie off, poke a small hole in each of the fingers, and milk the glove.
5. put a wallet in the glove, inflate, tie off, and try to hide the glove from the owner of the wallet.
6. accidentally pop the glove right as they walk away from you
7. put a rubber glove over your head, inflate with nose
8. grab a mirror, the tools, and start to work on yourself while waiting
9. read highlights magazine
10. sleep in the lobby
11. sleep in the dentist's chair
12. claim to have been a little too gassed on sleeping gas for either of the above
13. spray people with the little water hoses
14. offer to dry them off with the air hoses
15. make a list of 25 things to do at the office
16. do any of them, and check off the list as you go along
17. make fish faces at the fish in the tank
18. get a leg cramp while they're working on you
19. make a plaster cast of your mouth
20. mix and match the different flavors of fluoride gel to taste
21. get an x-ray of your mouth to hang in your bedroom
22. hold strange inside jokes with the employees
23. try not to burst out laughing when your mom comes to pick you up
24. discuss world politics
25. breathe through your nose...  ¶ 7:57 PM