someone commented to me that the last list i wrote was the stupidest list ever.

didnt see this one comin', did they?

25 steps connecting emeril to emeril

1. emeril has a cooking show
2. cooking shows tell you how to cook
3. a cookbook tells you how to cook
4. our church recently published a cookbook
5. our church is celebrating its 100th anniversary
6. there are 100 years in a century
7. century fitness sells martial arts/boxing products
8. mike tyson was a boxer
9. mike tyson bit off that one guy's ear
10. vincent van gogh cut off his ear
11. vincent van gogh painted "starry night"
12. "starry night" looks like a bunch of lines
13. a pencil writes lots of lines
14. a pencil writes important memos
15. important memos are stuck on bulletin boards
16. bulletin boards can be found on the internet
17. the internet has music for downloading
18. music can be downloaded illegally
19. immigrants can be illegally brought into the country
20. elian gonzales was brought into the country
21. elian gonzales was a little boy
22. there was a little boy in the movie "life is beautiful"
23. "life is beautiful" was an italian movie
24. emeril is italian
25. therefore: emeril is emeril.

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