yeah, this took what, only a year to write? mr. etzel was my biology teacher last year. somehow, i make a reference to an inside joke that took place in his class roughly... oh, we'll say once a week. i figured that i might as well get together with beth and recall all these fun little trinkets of mis-information, mostly fragments of sentences, some just referring to occurrences, others actual quotes, and incoherently make a list of them.

25 etzel memories

1. okay, so if jon were on a desert island...
2. party foul!
3. cito- meaning cell, -ology meaning the study of...
4. oh pith!
5. at least it was happy when it died.
6. i'm gonna make a t-shirt out of that, and i'm gonna wear it!
7. this is pure insanity.
8. twelve in a room in america!
9. fire drills: "son of a #@*$%!!!"
10. like a locust on my windshield
11. do you look for the worm in the reeses cup?
12. nice long assignments that take up your entire thanksgiving vacation
13. discussing the rules of trivial pursuit
14. ...and there were no humans on this island...
15. boiling a frog
16. burning a frog
17. reglue-ing the frog back together
18. yes... um... potato!
19. you mean you've never huffed before?
20. mumball incidents
21. it's notebook day, it's notebook day...
22. i (x'ed heart) maryland
23. taking a nap on the lab counters
24. have you ever had blue crabs? (students raise hands) so how'd you get rid of them?
25. ...but there were sheep... would jon do it?

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