when you finally read this, i will probably be on my way to new york city. (or if this is archived, then i've gone and returned.) but anyway, here it is. a nice new little list for you.
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25 bad times to hear someone say "uh-oh"

1. while lying on the operating table
2. before you hear or see any explosion
3. after you hear or see any explostion
4. in the produce aisle, particularly near the oranges of watermelons
5. 15 minutes after the wrong turn was made
6. when working near large buttons that say "do not push"
7. while in the laundromat. (just try and picture this one.)
8. while riding in an old boat
9. at a wedding
10. while watching a horror movie
11. while in a horror movie
12. at the barbershop/hair salon
13. while making popcorn (kinda like the laundromat.)
14. while sitting in the dentist's chair
15. while using any kitchen appliance
16. immediately before a large domino reaction occurs
17. 2% from the end of downloading
18. in any museum, especially those with dinosaur exhibits
19. after hearing "let me get the good china" and a crash
20. when your ex is on icq (think about this one... what sound do you hear...)
21. before the fire alarm goes off
22. right as you see the meteors flying toward you
23. while in pennsylvania
24. when writing a list of 25  ¶ 10:59 PM